I'm powerless and she's well rehearsed.
Her sober chorus undermines my wasted verse.

Why do we feel safe under the blankets?
It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! She's under a blanket."

I work at a vet clinic. When euthanizing a pet, we give you the option of staying in the room with them or leaving.

Always stay. They look for you once you're gone.

Twinkle, twinkle,
little s!*t.
Name one guy
you haven't f&&&ed.