Dark and brooding and full of pain
Burning with anger she cries in the rain...

Hey Mr. Overweight Man have a salami. You are...
Hey Mr. Overweight Man come on follow me, wait you...

Sometimes penises get horny and hard
and you swing them around...

She's all curled up in a sad little ball
Just waiting for the end to it all...

Waffletag
Oh Waffletag...

Pretentiously poetic prose permeates
deep words espousing deep thoughts on deep...

Mix a metaphor to match the matchbook with a...
wibble wobble wooble, dat ladies got humungous...

Do you remember the time so long ago
We played videogames together...

This is joy so divine and this beauty all mine
It's stupendous and grand, makes me feel like a...

There was a man who loved to blab
And so his torso I did stab...

The pain
Eating away at my very soul...

Misandry is real.
heterophobia is real. reverse...