Sometimes penises

Sometimes penises get horny and hard
and you swing them around
and you make people barf

sometimes penises are just so dang stiff
and you slap em around
and they wobble and bounce

sometimes penises have erections
and you can knock stuff off tables
with your erections

sometimes penises just want to squirt
and usually it doesn't hurt
but don't do it in public

sometimes penises get horny and hard
but they just want love
so give peace a chance