Did you ever notice how people sometimes say "It's funny because it's true?" The truth isn't always funny. Say you're morbidly obese, and I start laughing and calling you fat? What? It's funny, because it's true!

I want my own dictionary. It will be called "Webby D, Dictionary For Retarded White Rappers".

If there's one thing I know... It's everything.

Watch it pal... Or I'm gonna punch you in the feet..

Never fear! Disasterpiece is here!
Though I'm beginning to think that's the reason you have fear in the first place...