If you love something so much, set it free, or cripple it so it cant get away...

*Read it somewhere*

Having the love of your life break up with you && saying we can still be friends is like your dog drying, and your mum saying that you can still keep it.

I miss your smile baby, but i miss mine more.

Do you ever feel really good when you see a big lump of dog crap that has a foot print in it??

**Not mine read it some where..thought it was funny**

Im so happy i could shit rainbows, and vomit up rays of sunshine. =]

The emotional pain i always feel has got to the stage where it is so bad thats its becoming physical pain.

Never underestimate the power of listening...

Dont take life so seriously, its not as though its permanent.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

My life is like a horrible nightmare, that i just can't wake up from...