Sticks and stones might break your bones but words will cut you deeper.

Of course I drove off. He was probably dead, anyway.

I know everything because I'm only sixteen years old!

If I go through with it, I'm glad I got to spend the rest of my life with you.

If I were one of your parents, I'd be so ashamed of you.

I just shat a little bit, but at least I'm wearing a pad.

When I walk by you say "fag" but your boner says something else.

When he gets on one knee, I'll be on both.

Yeah, I love pillow talk. I always talk to my pillows about how I want to smother my boyfriend with them.

None of these condoms are big enough!