It's time to break some hearts.

Do you wanna fight?! Oh wait, that's right. You don't fight your own battles.

That's not a terroristic threat, that's a terroristic PROMISE!

Do all the push-ups you want. That won't fix your face problem.

The devil on my shoulder is my advisor. The angle is just there for show.

You're no man.

You don't know who you're talking about so shut the fck up!

If love is based on sex and lies then it's not really love.

I never needed you, but I'm proud of that.

I'll take what's leftover and make something beautiful.