Once in a spelling bee my opponent couldn't get "erect". I, however, could.

I might be gay, but I ain't all crowns and gowns.

If you follow anybody's word, you go to Heaven but if I follow my heart I go to Hell. Does that make sense to you?

You're just jealous that I have a dolly llama and you don't!

I don't kiss azz, I kick azz.

School? Yeah, I've been there once.

You're not a man. You're just a sorry excuse for a human being.

My taste in guys is well-educated, open-minded, abstinant, creative, down-to-earth, honest and my age. Simply put, my taste in guys is non-existant.

Hannah Montana was in Louisiana when she ate a banana that she got in the Savannah! Beat that ^_^

I'm not gonna be another teenage love story.