Friend- Man, your crush is way too *HOT* he's making me through my shirt.
Me- I know right?

Your name must be Mickey, because you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Mickey =p

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Hi, you look a lot like my next boyfriend and my future husband, will you mind if we exchange numbers? :p

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too ;)

Boy: Pinch me
Girl: Why?
Boy: You are so fine I must be dreaming.

Hello I am new in the town, can I have direction to your apartment?? ^^

He broke her heart and she broke his X-box.. I think we all know who cried the most XD

Why on the Earth can't I find a guy?
The person I fancy are married/ engaged/ has already got a girlfriend or fancies other girl...
God, u want me to become single my whole life??? Please tell me now so that I dont have to wait for my Mr. Right

Me: hello is this 999?
999: yes what is youre emergancy?
Me: 2 boys are fighting over me!
999: well what's wrong with that?

Me: the ugly one is winning!!