I HAVE A HOT BOYFRIEND

A HUGE HOUSE

A GORGEOUS BODY

sh*t LOADS OF CASH

TONS OF FRIENDS

I HAVE A PERFECT LIFE...

THANK YOU SIMS

Bf: I love you.
Gf: How much?
Bf: A lot.
Gf: That doesn't answer my question.
Bf: Ok...um...I love you, as much as...you hate Justin Bieber.
Gf: ...That's deep.

If you don't get it, the girl REALLY hates JB.

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Dear Mario, I wasted all my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now You owe me big =]

I truly loved him until he came and said, "Oh my gosh, I totally fancy Justin Beiber."

Once I fall in love with a guy...
...but he turned out to be a gay...
....Now I am thinking if I am a lesbian....

Did u just fart coz ur blowing me away.

Boy: Damn!!!!
Girl: what's wrong??
Boy: There's something wrong with my phone, I don't have ur number. :D

Boy: Do yuh have any Italian in yuh?
Girl: No
Boy: Want some? ;))

I tried to delate yuh... But the computer says Nooo

...you think that I am thinking about you...
....But you are thinking it wrong....
.....I am thinking about your best friend, Jake.....