Dear Mario, I wasted all my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now You owe me big =]

Bf: I love you.
Gf: How much?
Bf: A lot.
Gf: That doesn't answer my question.
Bf: Ok...um...I love you, as much as...you hate Justin Bieber.
Gf: ...That's deep.

If you don't get it, the girl REALLY hates JB.

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I HAVE A HOT BOYFRIEND

A HUGE HOUSE

A GORGEOUS BODY

sh*t LOADS OF CASH

TONS OF FRIENDS

I HAVE A PERFECT LIFE...

THANK YOU SIMS

Me: hello is this 999?
999: yes what is youre emergancy?
Me: 2 boys are fighting over me!
999: well what's wrong with that?

Me: the ugly one is winning!!

Why on the Earth can't I find a guy?
The person I fancy are married/ engaged/ has already got a girlfriend or fancies other girl...
God, u want me to become single my whole life??? Please tell me now so that I dont have to wait for my Mr. Right

He broke her heart and she broke his X-box.. I think we all know who cried the most XD

Hello I am new in the town, can I have direction to your apartment?? ^^

Boy: Pinch me
Girl: Why?
Boy: You are so fine I must be dreaming.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too ;)

Hi, you look a lot like my next boyfriend and my future husband, will you mind if we exchange numbers? :p