Pimples on my face =,='
Makes me CRY!!!!

I have done it thousand times.....using my secret mind power!

He loves me...
He loves me not...
He loves me...
He loves.... Screw flower I will go and ask him myself..

...you think that I am thinking about you...
....But you are thinking it wrong....
.....I am thinking about your best friend, Jake.....

I tried to delate yuh... But the computer says Nooo

Boy: Do yuh have any Italian in yuh?
Girl: No
Boy: Want some? ;))

Boy: Damn!!!!
Girl: what's wrong??
Boy: There's something wrong with my phone, I don't have ur number. :D

Did u just fart coz ur blowing me away.

Once I fall in love with a guy...
...but he turned out to be a gay...
....Now I am thinking if I am a lesbian....

I truly loved him until he came and said, "Oh my gosh, I totally fancy Justin Beiber."