"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."

- Mario Andretti

"Smile...cuz you're ugly as hell when you don't."

- Steve Branvold

"True love is a soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."

- John Beckwith

"Internet? You should be on the InterNOT! Haha!"

- Dane Cook

"People are like campgrounds: you should try to leave them better than you found them."

- Steve Branvold

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you learn stuff like two plus two is ten, or something."

- Dennis Rodman, NBA player

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.... They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

- President Bush, presidential address

"The final word is rarely ever the most important one."

- Steve Branvold

"'I love you' is 8 letters long. So is 'bullshit.'"

- Andrea Prucnal

"Cookies make friends and friends make cookies."

- Anonymous