"You will never have a friend if you must have one without faults."

- Italian Proverb

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

- Unknown

"Cookies make friends and friends make cookies."

- Anonymous

"'I love you' is 8 letters long. So is 'bullshit.'"

- Andrea Prucnal

"The final word is rarely ever the most important one."

- Steve Branvold

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.... They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

- President Bush, presidential address

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you learn stuff like two plus two is ten, or something."

- Dennis Rodman, NBA player

"People are like campgrounds: you should try to leave them better than you found them."

- Steve Branvold

"Internet? You should be on the InterNOT! Haha!"

- Dane Cook

"True love is a soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."

- John Beckwith