You wonder what made my generation so ungrateful and I wonder what made yours so selfish

Lord help become selfish, or else I'll never have anything at all.

When I die, I want them to throw my ashes in the sea sand so even then, I can still get in people's pants.

Sometimes I want to give up on everything,
but then I remember that I do nothing

On a scale of one to my mother how annoying can you be?

Headaches on a Friday are a thing from hell

I'M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU I AM JUST EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON

Not all vaginas are meant for babies

They say there's a difference between being hungry and being bored, but my mind can't figure out what it is

You'll find me praying in opposite ways,
some ask God for courage, I ask him for patience.