Not all vaginas are meant for babies

I'M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU I AM JUST EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON

Headaches on a Friday are a thing from hell

So you're so straight eh? so is spaghetti till you heat it up ;)

On a scale of one to my mother how annoying can you be?

Sometimes I want to give up on everything,
but then I remember that I do nothing

When I die, I want them to throw my ashes in the sea sand so even then, I can still get in people's pants.

Lord help become selfish, or else I'll never have anything at all.

Find what moves you and move towards it.

I miss us, all day, all night, all the time.