There was a new member called dance
Whose fan's were sort of in a trance...

When Ice came to play we all cheered
Then it got hot and we all feared...

There was a sexy mama that wore shades
with lenses as dark as the ace of spades...

L assies often like Laughing out loud you know
I t lights up the fire they may have below...

Once Kelly was a free bird
out of her lonely prison...

There was a weather girl called Sue
who could turn the nighttime so blue...

Eve tempted by mystic Python
satire of ancient icon...

I moved way down south
not that long ago...

If you like your love rather spicy
and your mate is a wee bit icy...

There was a pole dancer called Kate
who would often work rather late...

Crimson in the Clover
Crimson in the Clover...

When Mandy got randy one day
Mandy almost blew me away...