I've always been proud of my sex,
You know they even named me Rex...

When it comes to quantity
we are often number one...

I had such a bang
on the 4th of july...

If I stuck my elbow in my ear
I would be double jointed...

Of all the words I have heard
in all passion that's been stirred...

In logical fallacy the question begs
why do we seem to be always pulling legs...

I want to end with a strong finish
The alpha and omega so to speak...

I was born August 26 1955
a wonderful time to be alive...

Love can be the most abused word
that many of us have ever heard...

Just minutes earlier there was no cloud in the sky
I spoke to my nephew, and before he could reply...

Me dear old dad said to me son
my time left is now next to none...

I couldn't write a song
about everything that's wrong...