If you like your love rather spicy
and your mate is a wee bit icy...

I moved way down south
not that long ago...

Eve tempted by mystic Python
satire of ancient icon...

There was a weather girl called Sue
who could turn the nighttime so blue...

Once Kelly was a free bird
out of her lonely prison...

L assies often like Laughing out loud you know
I t lights up the fire they may have below...

There was a sexy mama that wore shades
with lenses as dark as the ace of spades...

When Ice came to play we all cheered
Then it got hot and we all feared...

There was a new member called dance
Whose fan's were sort of in a trance...

There was a stunning beau-tea from Boston
who often drank herbal tea from Roston...

Missing Link
You know Frankee's nickname is Link...

There was a blonde bad-ass called homie
who told me she would like to know me...