Death is Life's way of telling you you've been made redundent.

Absence may make the heart grow fonder........but how can you live without chocolate?!

Don't diss the dorks/geeks when your in high school........cause when you're adult, they'll probably turn out to be your boss. Remember for future reference people...........

As an adult hits middle age, they start turning into someone theyleast expected to. Their parents.
-Anon.

Princess, Having had enough with Princes, Seeks frog.

God created Man & Woman........& then created acne to keep them apart.

I'm not worried about being a dork......I've enjoyed every minute so far........

I don't suffer from the voices in my head.....they tell me good idea's.

There he goes,
On tippy toes,
Off for wee-wee's I suppose,
Though i may be wrong,
I must admit,
He might be going for a.......
(from a local comedian)
(Well, you can prob guess the last word, can't you?!)

Beat the traffic. Ride a unicycle.