A woman without chocolate is like a fish without a fishtank.

They say money is the root of all evil. I wouldn't say its the root thats the problem, but the person who's spending it.

Beat the traffic. Ride a unicycle.

There he goes,
On tippy toes,
Off for wee-wee's I suppose,
Though i may be wrong,
I must admit,
He might be going for a.......
(from a local comedian)
(Well, you can prob guess the last word, can't you?!)

I don't suffer from the voices in my head.....they tell me good idea's.

I'm not worried about being a dork......I've enjoyed every minute so far........

God created Man & Woman........& then created acne to keep them apart.

Princess, Having had enough with Princes, Seeks frog.

As an adult hits middle age, they start turning into someone theyleast expected to. Their parents.
-Anon.

Don't diss the dorks/geeks when your in high school........cause when you're adult, they'll probably turn out to be your boss. Remember for future reference people...........