Absence may make the heart grow fonder........but how can you live without chocolate?!

Death is Life's way of telling you you've been made redundent.

Don't blame me.....the hormones did it.

The ways of classifying the 3 sciences:-
If it moves-It's Biology.
If it smells-It's Chemistry.
And if it doesn't work-It's Physics.

Lord...
Give me courage to change what I can...
Give me serenity to deal with what I can't.....
And give me wisdom to know the difference....

-This was my Great-Gran's favourite saying....:)

Peace on earth and good will to all men......especially wise one's bearing chocolate.

Spider, Spider on the wall,
Have you any sense at all?
Don't you know it's just been plastered?
Now you're stuck you stupid....spider.

Just sitting here looking at the stars....*thinks*....Where's the ceiling?

"I'm not overweight, I'm undertall."

-Garfield (the great cat himself.)

I wish you have a happy day...
keep with smiling and good cheer...
Just don't drown you sorrow with Vodka....
(You're better off with beer..;))