Life is short! Party naked!

Boys fall at my feet...I trip them!

I wish you have a happy day...
keep with smiling and good cheer...
Just don't drown you sorrow with Vodka....
(You're better off with beer..;))

"I'm not overweight, I'm undertall."

-Garfield (the great cat himself.)

Just sitting here looking at the stars....*thinks*....Where's the ceiling?

Spider, Spider on the wall,
Have you any sense at all?
Don't you know it's just been plastered?
Now you're stuck you stupid....spider.

Peace on earth and good will to all men......especially wise one's bearing chocolate.

Lord...
Give me courage to change what I can...
Give me serenity to deal with what I can't.....
And give me wisdom to know the difference....

-This was my Great-Gran's favourite saying....:)

The ways of classifying the 3 sciences:-
If it moves-It's Biology.
If it smells-It's Chemistry.
And if it doesn't work-It's Physics.

Don't blame me.....the hormones did it.