I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse..

I didnt know where to put this but here it is..

We should all learn a lesson from crayons..

Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are differnet colors, but they all learned to live in the same box.

If you asked me how many times you've crossed my mind I would say once..because you never left.

There are other fish in the sea but you'll always be my nemo.

If I ever write a story on my life, don't be surprised if you're where it begins.

Wouldn't it be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine?

What happens if Cupid's arrow hits a little too hard?

Rumors are just as fake as the people who spread them.

If you've lost the key to my heart, knock. I'll let you in.

Don't fall for someone who isn't ready to catch you