My Favourite Food is rice and beans; everything else is secondary!

Even a Black Father Christmas wears white beards.

When I was young, I wanted to become a magician but did not know how devilish it was. Now that I know, I do not want.

Like JESUS, I can turn mangoes into juice but you have to give me time to blend.

The square root of happiness is 55.

Birds fly, lions roar, fish swim; for me I draw.

When you honestly love a woman, you tell her besides just showing it.

Words cannot buy milk. But they surely can ask for a huge discount or help.

Dreams are a Gateway to Reality.

What annoys me is when someone who is no better tries to belittle me, like a pot calling the kettle black.