I do not fancy white clothes, but I want to make it to Heaven and wear them there.

Even a Black Father Christmas wears white beards.

When I was young, I wanted to become a magician but did not know how devilish it was. Now that I know, I do not want.

Like JESUS, I can turn mangoes into juice but you have to give me time to blend.

The square root of happiness is 55.

Birds fly, lions roar, fish swim; for me I draw.

When you honestly love a woman, you tell her besides just showing it.

Words cannot buy milk. But they surely can ask for a huge discount or help.

What annoys me is when someone who is no better tries to belittle me, like a pot calling the kettle black.

When a female calls me a girl or woman as a diss, it's like she is insulting herself and her own gender. When it's a male calling me that, he is probably a faggot [homo].