I cannot be the GOAT, but I will try to be one of the BOAT (Best Of All Time).

Unhappiness is when you covet what you do not possess instead of enjoying what you already have.

Sneezing, fake coughing and yawning to heckle people are some of the Weakest Gestures I've ever witnessed.

The Best Thing I have ever learnt is Sin Management.

The Best Way to manage Flu is to tie a warm cloth around your neck, suffocate the cold germs inside with warmth.

Fasting, sleep and wine can sharpen the mind.

When you know your destination, you keep heading there no matter how far you are.

Sharks are more lethal in water, not grass; know your limits!

It's not disrespectful for someone to ask me where the toilet is; we all go there!

Before Lake Victoria was discovered, the Biggest Lake in Africa was Lake Victoria.