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Even designer bags get torn and worn out. |
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Sickness is like death calling your name. |
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When there is a ditch in the middle of the road, you use the sidewalk. |
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Texts are sexier than voice calls. |
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When you hide your feelings of attraction towards someone, you are labelled a coward. When you express them without fear, you are accused of sexual harassment. |
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You cannot see what is on your back. |
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They told me she was conning me and playing me like a toy, but I love her regardless. Every joke must have a punchline. |
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Eat like you have never vomitted, work like you have never been denied pay, love like you have never been jilted! |
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If you want to stop drinking alcohol, then ask for milk at the bar! |
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GOD is so good that HE turned COVID-19 into a common disease when it reached UG. |