When I was rejected from joining the Technical Drawing class in 2001, I stubbornly started writing the name GOD in all caps.

Misery is complaining of thirst yet there is plenty of drinking water.

Whenever people tell me not to worry, I feel like telling them not to worry about me worrying. Why worry?

Happiness is feeling the Presence of GOD.

I'm not shy, I just do not fancy unwanted attention.

Backbenchers get a clearer backstory of the audience.

Silence is a listening code.

If Arua City was a woman, then her maiden firstname would be Cynthia.

Hospital beds must be reserved for pregnant women, accident victims and people with terminal diseases. Why should I be admitted for Flu, worms, headache or Malaria?

Love should be shared in rich text format; people receive broken files because their hearts cannot read certain documents.