When men cheat, it's polygamy; when women cheat, it's prostitution.

I have never come across a contemporary prophet who got all his predictions right.

Watching a movie where the antagonist has the same name as a family member is quite nervy.

I have a weird theory that on very long journeys, it is harder to die in a bus with many people than a smaller car because of the collective prayers for safety.

New friends are like new juice; old friends are like old wine.

Everyday I wake up at around 5 AM, but stay in bed till sunrise.

Peace is a state of mind.

The difference between a party (or meeting) and solitude is other people.

My Biggest Goal on Earth is to make it into Heaven.

Talking about boredom is not interesting; just find something to do, watch, listen to or talk about!