My dreams give you nightmares...

Bottom's up, girl!
You can't be a superhero,
but he can't tell you no.

Haunted by an indifferent ghost.

Comfortably confused even without you.

Asking girls out is tricky. Gone are the days of pulling your d--- out.
-BritishDave

I am not cute. I am an evil satanic popsicle of cruelty.

Hey, we're big! We should be hard!
-evolution humor

Two wrongs don't make a right -- just good television.

Welcome to Silicon Utopia

Disconnect & self-destruct
while I play off your every move