I'm dangerous--to a box of jelly doughnuts--but dangerous!
-J.D.

You'll dip it in mine, I'll dip it in yours. You dip in mine, I dip in yours.
-Stephen

He played football and was stupid. I know he still plays football, so I assume he is still stupid.
-Elliot

We have a rage problem.
-Chris

He likes it when Jay does it.
-Cody

Nothing hurts me, except for pain.
-Cody

Call the priest! 'Cause I don't think the ambulance can help me.
-Jay

You're the reason I love
You're the reason I try
You are the reason I am still alive

Just like Adam Lazarra, there's no point to cutting you down, because the truth is, that I could slit your throat, and with your one last dying breath, you'd apologize for bleeding on my shirt.

That is so adorkable!