I'm from a third world country! I haven't eaten in two weeks!
-Dino

They thought we were mad at them because we stopped stalking them.
-Erin

You have live sheep and camels walking through your drive-thru nativity-? This is why I worship Satan.
-Alex

This obsession has had control too long, want to consummate all these thoughts unthought wrong.

That is so adorkable!

Just like Adam Lazarra, there's no point to cutting you down, because the truth is, that I could slit your throat, and with your one last dying breath, you'd apologize for bleeding on my shirt.

Don't tell Mom, but I hit and killed a midget with her car last night. I'm just kidding, it was only a n-----, so I don't feel bad at all.
-Alex

Can you imagine the world without the Village People? - A theological crisis!
-Earl

When she's being a b----, I'm going to be a b---- back. I'm sorry but she's got to learn to be a proper b----.
-CJ

I think people first got AIDS from eating monkeys...atleast I hope they were eating them.
-Erin