Okay, I'm full. I've eaten enough for eight people...got any cookies?
-Ryan

You're just like me, and I am you
So why do these mirror games make us confused?

I want to disect someone today!
-Chelsea

Don't tell Mom, but I hit and killed a midget with her car last night. I'm just kidding, it was only a n-----, so I don't feel bad at all.
-Alex

Can you imagine the world without the Village People? - A theological crisis!
-Earl

People talk about brainwashing, but sometimes, I need a real good scrubbing.
-Mario

You're like best friends, seperated at birth.
-Cassie

I prayed for super, Hulk-like strength.
-Mario

The second worst lie I ever told was, "I love you." The worst, "I never did."

When I desire the thunder
hallowed and refined
I realize a whisper
is just as much Divine
-Gabriel Martinez