Note to self: charge first, talk later. |
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that! |
If somebody random comes up and says, "I'm gonna steal their bras." Just ignore them. |
I just scored, now I'm gonna play. |
I'm getting up in the middle of this flight. I've had four beers, I'm going to use the bathroom. I'm starting a revolution! |
The gnomes sell my used sandals on the black market. |
Oh, my God, you look like a rainbow exploded! |
Isn't it ironic that the thing you gave life has the power to take it from you? I wonder if the same is true of God. Do you think man could've killed God and usurped his place? |
You blow up another mailbox, the car is gone. |
I got drunk at a klingon party. |