Wow, I never noticed your ambiance of prostitution. Is it a big ambiance or more like a faint semblance of an ambiance?
- Dan

{killing bee}
Don't f--- with Russia!
- Vladimir

You look in my direction, but I swear you're seeing someone else.

Life's a journey, enjoy the trip, and don't be afraid to fall.

Blood is the new black, and you wear it well.

Courage is fear grown up.

Did heaven know a love so strong that it broke the bonds of Hell?

My life sucks
Your life sucks
Let's suck together!

"Why did I make everyone so insecure?"
- Will Ferrell as Mary Catherine Gallagher's Subconcious Idea of God in Superstar

You got the sexiest voice. Makes me want a hamburger.
- Alex