Its really sad to see the one you love, loving someone else

How stupid can u b if u cant even pretend to b stupid

Sometimes I pee when I laugh. After reading this quote I need a new pair of pants, can I barrow yours?

If I were to throw a rock at a window, do you fallow my arrow on the 6 corner street which makes me to say home on saturday while saying that you are a retard for trying to read this quote.

Go be stupid somewhere else

Why do we say that only smart people use condoms and not dumb people? Do we really want dumb people to reproduce

Girl) My head hurts
Bf) Its probably because your thinking to much

In a game show

Host) Whats your name
1st) My name is Annita
Host) And yours
2nd) Long
Host) And yours
3rd) My name is Harrie
Host) Last but not least
4th) My name is Dik
Host) So are contestents are Annita, Long, Harrie, Dik

How to tell if some one is dumb
1) Waits for the stop sign turn green
2) Throws a rock to the floor and miss
3) Gets hit by a park car
4) Tyrs to burn fire
5) Reads all of this

You don't have to run from me, you just need to get use to seeing me