Woman=If you hear closely, you might hear hims say "I'm not gay, I'm not gay"
(Voice out of nowhere)=I'm not gay, I'm not gay

If you ever drop your keys in lava, man, let them go, there is no way your getting it back

Jesus is coming, So act bussy

Brother=How do I look like? A bank.
Sister=No, I looks like this [I]

Try pulling the door if the door says pull

Always be afraid on what you do, not on what you think

If cows can laugh, would milk come out of there nose?

Trying is the first step of failing

This is a shotgun so there is no point of aiming

Why were born to feel pain