You're the result of my latest heartbreak...

I hate it when I can't remember your face...

It's OK, we don't have to do anything special today -- on our anniversary. I have my whole afternoon planned, anyway. I'm going to lay on my bedroom floor and watch my ceiling fan spin around and think about you.

The worst part about missing someone is knowing that there will never be anyone else quite like them.

I hate guys like you; the ones that I want to hate so bad, but make it impossible for me to hate them... Darn your sense of humor.

He rocks my world... Too bad I had to rock yours.

I used to love you... Now I pretty much hate your guts.

Just tell me you love me and I'll forget everything you just said...

Just kiss me already, stupid!

You're really good at this "I Love You" thing.