From the first time the doctor placed you in my arms
I knew I'd meet death before I'd let you meet harm
Although questions arose in my mind, would I be man enough?

-Will Smith

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

-Steven Wright

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

-Tim Allen

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

-Will Smith

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there.

-Will Smith

It is OK to be different, we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks, behaves, talks different or is of a different color.

-Johnny Depp

Forgiveness is a choice.

I hear the devil whisper.

-author unknown

You can't lose what you never had...

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow is not looking good either.

-author unknown