"Being a guy is a hard thing for a guy to do. Being a girl is an easier thing for a guy to do. There, now you know why guys are less courageous than girls."

"When did it become a status symbol for guys to have all these girls hanging on them? And why would girls let themselves be degraded that way? What happened to the feminist movement?"

"You go through the first few years of your life believing that everyone you hang around is your friend. Later on, you realize they were never your friends in the first place."

"War used to be a way to gain wealth, to let escape the beast in man, and to assert authority. Now it's all politics."

"Being brave and courageous does not make a hero. Doing what is right in the times of wrong does."

"You can not change the world without changing yourself. And even then, you can't change the world. You can only influence it."

"Everything seemed rather unrealistic to me. TV, music, and magazines didn't fit me at all. Then I discovered that the only thing that was unrealistic was me."

"The more I think about it, the more I know it's true. The more I know it's true, the more I can't believe it."

"Ignorance is the lack of motivation to learn."

"CHUCK IT! CHUCK IT! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!"