-he made toothpicks out of the timber of my heart.

-guess my eyes were bigger than my heart

-the last word in lonesome is me

-I've been drunk since my man's gone punk.

-forget the bull...ride the cowboy

If drankin don't kill me his memory will.

If a jukebox took tears i'd cry all night long.

I got in at two with a ten....and woke up at ten with a two.

If Wiskey were a man I'd have a guy for sure.

If fingerprints showed up on skin... wonder whose I'd find on you.

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to ones courage

-grab ur balls...we're goin' bowlin'
-grab ur stick we're playin' pool

You thank ur a cowboy?
go ahead prove it!
(u got 8 seconds)

Guys are like hardwood floors...
lay 'em right the first time...
and you can walk all over 'em