Quotes by Country Bumkin

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  • I will fight you till hell freezes over....
    Then I will fight you on ice!

    20 years ago
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  • REDNECK WORDS

    person1: jeet yet
    person2: no jew
    person1: u ount to

    jeet: didja eat
    jew: did u
    ount: want

    When dogs come up n the yard my dad goes out on the front porch and yells:

    enonouere

    enonouere: get on outta here

    20 years ago
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  • Dixie outfitters shirt- $20
    wranglers- $50
    justin boots- $120-$300
    seeing them on my man

    -PRICELESS-

    20 years ago
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  • I ran into a HOT guy the other day...and he knocked me off my feet.........

    LITTERALLY

    20 years ago
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  • Dixie outfitters shirt- $20
    wranglers- $50
    justin boots- $120-$300
    Taking them off my man

    ~PRICELESS~

    20 years ago
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  • Dont feel sorry for your self.
    a wild animal can get hurt and not feel sorry for it's self.
    a bird can fall from a tree dead and not feel sorry for itself.

    -by camand master cheif in G.I. JANE.

    19 years ago
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  • When I was a little girl my daddy set me on his knee and told me i could have any thing i wanted.
    if that's true

    WHY THE HELL CANT I HAVE YOU?

    19 years ago
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  • Im a pyro. Mom says if you play with fire you'll get burned. u set my heart on fire. My friends say forget u. but how u'll be forever burned in my soul.

    19 years ago
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  • A dream is a wish u make with ur heart!

    19 years ago
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  • The ONLY man worth a girls tears is her daddy.

    19 years ago
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