Okay brain, i don't like you and you don't like me, so lets just get through today... so i can go back to killing you with beer.

Being in control isn't keeping yourself from having sex until your married...
its keeping yourself away from the one you love so you won't hurt them... anymore...

Scars don't lie... but people sure as hell do!

I don't get why dimbles are so cute?
How can anyone think a whole in your face when you smile is... cute?

"Man kind can gain nothing, if they don't lose something of equal value..."
-The elric Brothers

"Sorry i'm a lover not a fighter, Condoms are cheaper then swords!"

XD Gah this makes me laugh!