Well, they say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

The voices may not be real, but they have good ideas!

Stop dressing like me!
Uh...I dont dress like you...
Ya...well, you would if you could dress cool...

Note to Self:
Don't eat pink insulation. It's not cotton candy...

From Taxi-
Hey whats the ball of yarn doing in the fridge?

I thought it was okay to talk to myself... untill I told myself a joke I'd never heard before.

Poestry, I hate poetry!
If our friend Franky likes poetry, we like poetry! Oh, poetry! I thought you said.....liver...
From an episode of Boy Meets World

I'm not talking to you untill my demands are met. I want a giraffe!

Hey, I have the same locker combo as you, except with different numbers!

Lol, my friend said this to me the other day when I was trying to open my locker.

Guys are dumb. Lets poke them with sporks!!

I saw this on an icon and thought it was funny.