The only reason guys are better than chololate is chocolate can't buy you more chocolate!

If life is a game, then I'm losing.

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy!

Some people are like slinkies. Never really useful, but you can't help but smile when you see them fall down a flight of stairs!
Lol, fave quote of all time.

There are all these saying about life giving you lemons. But when does life ever actually give you lemons??

Always swim with a buddy. This way, if there's a shark, you don't have to swim faster than the shark, only the person you're with!

Not all dumbs are blonde!

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less

I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before