If the crown fits, wear it!

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason

Does it hurt when you think, or do you always look like that?

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door!

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Only in America can you bring a lightsaver to a movie theater and not be able to bring a nail file on an airplane

I'm the evil twin!

Not mine, I saw it on a T-shirt!

Shut up voices, or I'm gonna poke you with a Q-Tip again!

When Life gives you apples, make apple juice.
When Life gives you oranges, make orange juice.
When life gives you lemons, give them to someone else and say: I'm sick of fruit!