The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door!

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.

Does it hurt when you think, or do you always look like that?

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason

If the crown fits, wear it!

If you cant laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you!

Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am! Hey, where'd my rubber duck go?

I was the kid down the street's invisible friend!

Some call it stalking. I call it love!
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Some call it love. I call it an obsession!