Itsy Bitsy
Slightly ditzy
Kinda crazy
gorgeous lady

I only smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Break my heart, and I'll break your face!

Never always lasts forever

Never always lasts forever

Tomorrow had been canceled due to lack of interest.

Saw this on a bumper sticker:

I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

I am not going out there as a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be Tina Turner. I can't afford therapy on my salary.
~Miss Congeniality 2- Armed and Fabulous

Sam Fuller: You didn't just call me sister, because I don't recall seeing a little skinny ass white girl around the table growing up.
Gracie Hart: HEY! First of all thank you for calling me skinny

Miss Congeniality 2

Eddie?
Mom! We're on High Alert here! I almost killed you right now!
Nevermind!
~Mr. and Mrs. Smith