Is there a party in your pants because the fireworks are going off.

Your moms soo fat she fell in luv and broke it- lol Carter as if u said this its soo gayY!

What Happened To You..Cross the road without looking?

This is an A and B conversation, so C yourself out of here before D jumps over E and Fs you up!

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther,,,,for that thing you do with your tongue.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Make Like A Boot And Get Laced!

-asks girl- Hey you want to meet a nice guy?
-girl says- yeah sure
-guy says- i'm a nice guy!

You keep lookin at that candy like you want to have sex with it..

Ever notice how when you cut a strawberry in half, it looks like the heart i used to have?