Love is sweet when all is sane,
love is cruel to rid the pain.
sweet is love when all is well.
cruel is love when all is hell.

Constipated People Don't Give A Sh!t

Can I have your picture? So i can show santa what I want for xmas

Can u give me a quarter, i need to call my mom and tell her i've met the person of my dreams!

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.